katjohnadams:

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

thenatsdorf:

“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

(Source: thenatsdorf)

followthebluebell:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

vergeangst:

xxfluffypandazxx:

vergeangst:

vergeangst:

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

cathugging:

cathugging:

cathugging:

cathugging:

cathugging:

cathugging:

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

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HE HAS ARRIVED

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deliciouspirategod:

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

THE SAND GUARDIAN

GUARDIAN OF ALL THE SAND

(Source: instagram.com)

byebyethinspo:

some nights are R E A L L Y hard so if you just gotta breathe and wrap yourself in a thousand blankets to stay safe, please please do that. keep breathing through this, you’ll be ok.

(Source: yonkou)

  • From: silence
  • unescapable
  • Origin:

laughcentre:

austinrocksalot:

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos)

yurensohn:

yurensohn:

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

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D I S G U S T

aspectreishauntingeurope:

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

(Source: revenantplasme)

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:
“ ninety6tears:
“ roguetelemetry:
“ nekoama:
“ prokopetz:
“ ultrafacts:
“ bryarly:
“ foxfairy5:
“ ultrafacts:
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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and...

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:

ninety6tears:

roguetelemetry:

nekoama:

prokopetz:

ultrafacts:

bryarly:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

(Source: ultrafacts)

dovewithscales:

itsavalonsmith:

today at the witchy store:


customer: is this organic?

me:

me: its a crystal

customer: yes, but is it organic?

me: … it’s a stone?

customer: i’m not stupid, I know that. I want to know if this “stone” is organic or not

me:

customer:

me: sure, why not. we didn’t put pesticides on it when we grew it.

customer: I want to talk to your manager

Retail is the same all over.

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